Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.
by papa Luig' June 19, 2007
by taddizzle November 24, 2007
Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.
"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."
by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018
The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.
by Bobknob69 July 27, 2015
The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
by boerbabe May 23, 2006
a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
by Tank178 October 7, 2005
by Dick Basile March 25, 2003