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Wherzy

The word for the creep with the massive forehead who attempts to seduce the sisters of his mates
James is so fucking wherzy man
by Jesuslordchisto May 30, 2016
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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Connor Wherry

A fat slug who enjoys touching kids and molesting the elderly. Does not believe in equality and thinks all women should be in the kitchen cooking meatloaf. A gay homophobic who enjoys wanking off to pictures of furry's feet doing BDSM. Is a avid supporter of the LOGANG.
Person 1: Yo dude you are being such a Connor Wherry today
Person 2: *SLUG NOISES* WOMAN GO BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME MEATLOAF WHILE I TOUCH MY FEET
by abigblackdirtynigger July 29, 2019
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b-wheezy

a wigger. A white guy who thinks he is black
Yo, look at b-wheezy over there hanging around the ghetto. He aint got no business there.
by rdsxfan January 10, 2007
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Whereyat

This is a traditional greeting originating in, and mostly heard in, the city of New Orleans. This expression arose decades ago among the large community of itinerant musicians ever passing through and sometimes settling in the New Orleans French Quarter. When one musician would pass another on the street, they'd often stop briefly and each would inquire as to where (in which music bar?) the other was currently playing. Thus, the question, "where are you at?" just means 'where are you playing?'. The phrase got contracted to 'Whereyat?' and became the same as saying 'Hi'.
"Whereyat, man - how's it goin'?'"
by Chipsteroonie September 26, 2009
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Wheezy Windex

A big booty ass hoe who will fuck you right and not be tight
Did you see that Wheezy Windex she gotta a big booty and is ready to get it moving 😜
by 😂Bitch July 11, 2018
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young wheezy

Someone who looks very promising but ends up being a HUGE disappointment
"Yeah he was super hot but we hung out and he was SUCH a young wheezy"
by Madsoki February 14, 2017
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