The most useless catchphrase known to man, much more so than "wocka wocka wocka" or "criminy jim-jim." Yes, some grungabiliacs might think "what the hey" originated in that childfest "The Suite Life of Zakkh and Cody," or in the frequently asked questions (FAQ'z, if you will) on "Weird Al" Yankovic's website, or even in a modest but kinda mediocre "Far Side" cartoon by that King of Cartoons "Gary Larson"--but the truth is that "what the hey" was devised by the Rev. Oral McJorrity to keep Satan's House off Christian tongues. (hell)
"What the hey was in those popsickles?"
"Tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, PCP, ecstasy, and um, toxic waste to give it the color."
"Oh my jeez! That's fudgin' bad!"
-A chat between a McJorrity man and a not-so McJorrity man.
"Tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD, PCP, ecstasy, and um, toxic waste to give it the color."
"Oh my jeez! That's fudgin' bad!"
-A chat between a McJorrity man and a not-so McJorrity man.
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"My life has not proceeded in such a way as to give me cause to say my life has proceeded to my liking's way. Rags. Rags and Pud Muffins."
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"Yo, Gorshinsky, your wife's making a big show of twisting whole cucumbers into her nostrils for smack money down on Grand! And she's wearing those antique lamp shades on her thighs, again!"
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Get the What the HeyHey? mug.The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.
Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.
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