what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008

what the duck!

Used instead of the actual curse word to sound more appropriate
can be used in public

What the duck! Don't tell me you're serious

by misses-bun May 3, 2022

what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.

person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you

by somewindow July 9, 2024

what the fuzzy duck

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble

mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*

by fuck muffin March 22, 2007

Greasy duck what the fuck

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

by ComputingCat January 19, 2024