Wet knuckles

when a man or a woman is sitting on the toilet and they start to finger there asshole and they dip there knuckles in the toilet bowl water

"what took so long in the bathroom?"
"I was about half a finger in and I had to stop"
"why? you get wet knuckles?"
"yea"

by ForeverFAB May 8, 2018

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 23, 2020

Wet Betty

Similar to a wet Willy, except the person sticks a finger into ones butthole.

No way Trevor just gave her a Wet Betty.

by PP Tet April 23, 2019

Wet spagoot

The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.

Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock

by Jaybread July 22, 2018

wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.

Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.

by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019

Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022

Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”

by Joe E C June 18, 2022