Western omlet 

When a man is having anal k9 sex with a woman he puts his testicles in her vagina.

I'm pulling a western omlet on your mother in a sleazy motel hot tub, right now!!!

Western omlet by Jaw69 February 4, 2016

western omlet 

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

western omlet by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008

the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

the western omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007