wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

wes welker by JB01 January 10, 2008

wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.

Wes Welker is the Overman.

wes welker by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007

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Wes Welker

A reciever for the New England Patriots, has one of the best porn names for an NFL player

Jim: Did you see Wes Welker last night?
Mike: Jim you know I dont watch porn

Wes Welker by Dougiesgoingdeep January 25, 2008

Wes Welker

The Most Overrated reciever in the history of the National Football League. He Has been a slot reciever in New England for a Year Now, and is usually guarded by a 3 or 4 string Corner or Linebacker intill this year were he is the Patriots 2nd reciever. And Now, He's Sucking.

"Hey Man, You see Wes Welker's 20 yard Touchdown catch?, It Was BEAST" "Dude Kawika Mitchell was guarding Him"

"Bro, Wes Welker Just caught a 40 yard pass!" " Yea, He was being guarded by Dante Hughes"

Wes Welker by Brad U. November 1, 2008

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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