wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

wes welker by JB01 January 10, 2008

wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.

Wes Welker is the Overman.

wes welker by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007

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Wes Welker

A reciever for the New England Patriots, has one of the best porn names for an NFL player

Jim: Did you see Wes Welker last night?
Mike: Jim you know I dont watch porn

Wes Welker by Dougiesgoingdeep January 25, 2008

Wes Welker

The Most Overrated reciever in the history of the National Football League. He Has been a slot reciever in New England for a Year Now, and is usually guarded by a 3 or 4 string Corner or Linebacker intill this year were he is the Patriots 2nd reciever. And Now, He's Sucking.

"Hey Man, You see Wes Welker's 20 yard Touchdown catch?, It Was BEAST" "Dude Kawika Mitchell was guarding Him"

"Bro, Wes Welker Just caught a 40 yard pass!" " Yea, He was being guarded by Dante Hughes"

Wes Welker by Brad U. November 1, 2008

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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