well wear 

Hiberno-Emglish phrase, from "bain maith as" or "wear it well". Usually said to someone who has just bought a new garment, car or other large purchase.

Nice Coat, buiog, well wear!

well wear by kidcojonez December 16, 2007

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. 

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. by Sheppison September 18, 2010