I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

by Drew Garrison February 22, 2007

I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 8, 2007

I let her wear my hat.

If a girl puts on your hat, she wants to fuck.

Bro! she grabbed my hat at that party, and I let her wear my hat... the rest was history.

by Arcenator October 19, 2011

wears a green hat

Chinese slang for being cheated on

He wears a green hat, if you know what I mean.

by ggigii September 2, 2007

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 11, 2010

wear the fox hat

(phrase) Sounds innocent enough, but say it with an Irish accent and people might think you've just said "where the fuck's that".

American wearing a fox hat: When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty, they said, "Wear the fox hat!"

by EqualsPeach October 29, 2017

wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

by Wizards Sleeve March 4, 2007