Dave Plossel thinks hes such a waterman but in reality all he does is sit around on spearboard, a true water man would be enjoying the ocean like tailsurfer
by not ts November 07, 2011
the only true waterman on this earth can do almost all water activities in the ocean and flat water.
by jimmychavez April 01, 2010
A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?
Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts June 24, 2005
An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.
"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.
by BranDAMN June 24, 2006
A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?
Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts June 24, 2005
by Zach G. February 07, 2004
Waterman is an extremely handsome he could turn a boy gay. He is a beast at sports and video games, he is a prodigy but his his a Christian and believes in God and goes to church everyday . Also he has the biggest muscle and has the best music out of his entire friend group.If Waterman its his surname his a beta male but as a first name his more than an Alpha male his Jesus son if he had one. Waterman his truly a amazing person to hang out with he cares about your feelings but if you don't have a Waterman as your freind you never had a real friend. By the way the only bad thing about him his that he has too much girls.
by IM proud to be have a WATERMAN March 23, 2020