When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
by Gavin Welker February 17, 2003
The feeling of having nothing you wish, or would want to wear, even though your wardrobe is overflowing.
by HMWarley July 26, 2011
An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.
When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")
by Jenny March 23, 2004
According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault!!
by smokin' da shpleaf mon September 11, 2004
by 2beer February 12, 2004
this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone March 29, 2011
A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.
I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.
by Nastina August 8, 2005