Waple

Something that is fantastic. Or anything that has good vibes or meaning. Used in place of "word" "sweet" or "awesome" also. It is a word that can me anything positive that you would like.

"So whats waple?"
"Nm, going to see this totally waple movie i saw an add for"
"Waple. Who you bringing"
"Just these totally waple people i met the other day"
"Any of them waple?"
"One chick is totally waple"
"Waple"

by Vyramine July 26, 2011

Waple

A person who possesses little to no IT literacy, but insists they know what they are talking about on the subject.

A Waple is the bane of every IT departments lives, often changing things that they have no right to change & then expecting the IT department to sort the problems that invariably arise.

"When Tim decided to setup his own 3g network inside a portacabin, with parts he bought from the local mobile phone shop, he proved his ineptitude when asking it to be connected to the companies secure network, that Tim is such a Waple"

by Harry The Hambler November 10, 2009

waler boler

A term in basketball used to define skill.

When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.

by seven point nine = tree April 8, 2014

phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wallet rape

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Walletosis

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

by heater26 March 7, 2014

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016