Wanna be MILF

A teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a MILF. This occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. Celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying MILFs created an army of wanna be MILFs.
In this context babys are like purse dogs

MILF: "I am so glad I still look hot at 32 after having a baby"

Guy: "Angelina Jolie is such a MILF"
Teengirl "babies are soooo cute I want to have one so I can be super sexy and cool. I will be the hottest MILF at 15"
Guy: "You are such a wanna be MILF, I will knock you up so I can be a fly baby daddy tho"

Wanna be MILF by Patrick Poser April 16, 2009

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

Wanna Be MILF by Steel Insane May 8, 2007

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Wanna Be MILF

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

Wanna Be MILF by Don't wanna be a wanna be MILF when I grow up December 15, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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