Wanna be MILF

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A teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a MILF. This occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. Celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying MILFs created an army of wanna be MILFs.
In this context babys are like purse dogs

MILF: "I am so glad I still look hot at 32 after having a baby"

Guy: "Angelina Jolie is such a MILF"
Teengirl "babies are soooo cute I want to have one so I can be super sexy and cool. I will be the hottest MILF at 15"
Guy: "You are such a wanna be MILF, I will knock you up so I can be a fly baby daddy tho"

Wanna be MILF by Patrick Poser April 16, 2009

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

Wanna Be MILF by Steel Insane May 8, 2007

Wanna Be MILF

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

Wanna Be MILF by Don't wanna be a wanna be MILF when I grow up December 15, 2008

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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