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Wank yourself dry 

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

Wank yourself Watson 

A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock
Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock

Person 1: Wank yourself Watson
Wank yourself Watson by Jaydee18 September 4, 2013