Wank'd 

A candid camera show in which the 'victim' - generally a famous celebrity - is induced through subtle forms of temptation to engage in a spot of masturbation, unaware that his or her sinful exploits are being filmed. As the unsuspecting victim approaches climax, Ashton Kutcher leaps out and yells "You've been Wank'd". Famous victims include Tobey Maguire and Robbie Williams.

"Did you see 'Wank'd' last night? Kutcher jumped out on Carmen Electra just as she was taking the dildo out of her ass!"

Wank'd by Susanna Katyn August 21, 2009

fl.d*wank 

fly, dank, whack, gangsta, cool, dope

Person 1- that shirt is cool!
Person 2- That shirt is fl.d*wank!!

fl.d*wank by ted gallagher November 2, 2010

Wank Delay 

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

Wank Delay by RB17 April 23, 2017

Post-wank Depression 

after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.

person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.

person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.

Post-wank Depression by pooooose June 24, 2010

wank drunk 

To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.

Alright mate, you look really tired.

Yeah, I'm fucked. I feel wank drunk.

wank drunk by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010

Wank-Diet 

A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.

Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week

Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead

Wank-Diet by valom July 23, 2011

Post Wank Decision

Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.

In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!

Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"

Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."

Post Wank Decision by the_session May 20, 2009