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walter p standupski 

A Polish scientist whom in 1901, invented the men's urinal .
Walter p standupski is the man that invented the urinal in 1901

Walter Payton College Prep 

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

Walter Palmer 

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.
1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.
Walter Palmer by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015

Walter Pendanski 

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."
Walter Pendanski by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006

walter payton 

questionably the best RB the NFL has ever seen, played most of his career for the chicago bears, RIP
Pub Quiz
Question Reader: Who is the best RB to have ever lived?
Contestant One: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Two: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Three: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Contestant Four: *writes "Walter Payton"*
Fag from New England: *writes "Corey Dillon"*

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. 

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.
Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!