Walmart Guy

A funnier way to say creeper or a weirdo.
Comes from the creepy people that great you at walmart.

Dude look at that guy just walmart guying.

Dude see that guy with all the piercings and the hair? What a walmart guy!

by Pat Johnsonisaballer December 29, 2010

Walmart tough guy

He doesn’t think your that guy, but he thinks he is that guy

A: look at him he’s a Walmart tough guy
B:I know right he sucks
Walmart tough guy: you’re not that guy pal your no that guy

by That guy pal that guy June 29, 2021

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009