Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.

Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.

by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010

chloe wagner

Most beautiful girl who will make your heart melt when you see her. She is brown haired with brown eyes and you can’t help but being friends with her. She is caring and outgoing and kinda sneaky

Guy: did you see that Chloe Wagner girl

Other: ya she was looking good

by Bdd the king November 12, 2018

wagner highschool

a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name

yo don’t fw her bro she go to Wagner highschool

by joey😭 August 19, 2019

kurt wagner

my bf

yes kurt wagner aka nightcrawler is my real bf incase u were wondering !!

by cyclopsrealgf September 11, 2021

Pulling a Wagner

1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.

2. Masturbation.

Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.

by two dudes and one dudette. May 22, 2009

Wagner Tuba

A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.

Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"

Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"

Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"

by hrnhtr February 10, 2009

Chloe Wagner

A girl that is shy but when she hangs around you a lot it is OVER! She turns crazy and you can’t get rid of her. She is funny and really entertaining. She has beautiful brown eyes and golden brown hair. She has nice curves and is very petite. Her smile is the prettiest around and she can light up a room with her energy

Wow your a Chloe Wagner!

by Netflixandchill16 November 12, 2018