wtfcid 

What the fuck can I do

Me texting : My hair is a mess WTFCID!
Best friend: put it in a ponytail!

I'M bored WTFCID!
LET'S PARRRRRTY

wtfcid by Majicluv November 11, 2017

WTFAID 

What The Fuck Am I Doing (WTFAID)

Used on the eve of something really stupid/dangerous that makes you wonder what the hell your doing

When on the verge of skydiving and parachuting in the mouth of the volcano, Jed came to a realization

Jed: WTFAID?

WTFAID by Tom Hanks is a Boss December 14, 2010

WTFIDE 

What The Fuck I Don't Even.
A statement for the ultimate intensity of confusion.

Some guy: "Hey man, do you wanna come ride a pair of robo-dolphins into space?"
Another guy: "WTFIDE?!"

WTFIDE by GodlyAndy March 24, 2011

wtfdid 

What the Fuck did I do?

In 30 years I ask myself - WTFDID?

wtfdid by Mcouch80 May 7, 2016

wtfriday 

wtfriday is a weekly holiday celebrating the end of a long week and preparing oneself for an awesome weekend by making a point to be mind fucked and or making sure someone else gets mind fucked.

You're getting ready for work and you google "toddler dressed like little wayne" #wtfriday

you're driving in your car, and rickroll the person next to you at a red light. #wtfriday

If your ritual doesn't make you, or someone else say "WTF?", then you're not doing it right.

wtfriday by sleezg November 7, 2011

WTFCIS 

acronym initials for "WHAT THE FUCK CAN I SAY?

I just don't know what to say or do anymore. It's out-fucking-outrageous, dude. WTFCIS? WTFCID?

WTFCIS by bozo_de_niro August 2, 2011

WTFDIDLN 

Abbreviation of "What The Fuck Did I Do Last Night."

Dude, my apartment is wrecked. There's puke on the wall and my dog is missing. WTFDIDLN?!

WTFDIDLN by litr January 19, 2016