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WKOBIT by thisisnotatest May 19, 2014
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Double-Woobity 

The accent that people from the New York and other east coast states speak with, accenting certain vowels when is it unnecessary. This word is mostly know to people on the west coast as it is used as a point of humor.
Hey, you wanna go down the the Yonkers- except when using a double-woobity it would sound more like Yaawnkaas. Or the did u see the "Bwaaahstun" (Boston) game last night?
Double-Woobity by 1pacyen December 31, 2010
Related Words
Waste of Big Tits, Undeserving breasts, waste of a body,
Sarah Miller is a wobit.
That girl is a wobit man what a fucking waste.
Normally I love big tits...but she's just a wobit.
WOBIT's are fucking everywhere

wobit by J-Martino October 29, 2007
when something dangerous happpens
wobitah by wobitah May 31, 2017

Woobitis 

A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.
Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.
Woobitis by limpychicken June 12, 2019

whobitches

1. girls that everybody wants to hang out with, but they have better things to do, like hang out with hotter dudes who look better than you and go whippin it.

2. just regular chicks
whobitches by edizzle August 31, 2003
the sound of when you get bitch slapped.
'DUDE DID YOU HEAR THAT WOBITCH? shit was brutal.'
wobitch by melissamolester October 23, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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