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What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

what the fuck is a kilometer

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its said for i love you or you are my best friend.
hey bro. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!

bro: thank you : very much :3

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.
hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

What the fuck is a kilometer? 

A non-retarded unit of measurement used by countries that didn't loose their twin towers.
"Logan, the lap will be 3.69 kilometers long"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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