what she said

Used in forums or similar areas to say that you agree with what the person you're quoting said. Similar to "MTE (My thoughts exactly)" or "I couldn't have said it more eloquently myself" or, more colloquially, "This" - or "ditto", "+1", "seconded", etc.

Stephanie: "I just totally blew that history test! My life is in ruins!"
Denise: "Come on, don't worry so much about it. You know your stuff, and anyway, it's only like 5% of your grade."
Jen: "Yeah, what she said."

by germanophone September 29, 2010

thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.

Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019

that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

thats what she said

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

by uwould June 1, 2005

thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.

m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)

by kn and mk August 16, 2010