wet seal

California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion

Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits

by WetSealSucks.com June 13, 2005

wet seal

A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!

"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."

by sh0ppingAllDay August 27, 2008

Wet Seal

a great store. you should shop there.

i love shopping at wet seal!

by fksldfsad September 23, 2006

Wet Seal

A well lubricated anus.

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.

by Shua smith March 26, 2010

wet seal

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then slaps her semen covered breasts together while barking like a seal.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a wet seal last night. Didn't you hear the barking?

by TheDiscount April 28, 2011

wet seal

a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.

i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.

by LouisVuitton17 April 2, 2011

Wet Seal

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.

i really gave her the wet seal last night

by son of a beach October 14, 2009