A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!
Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weirdtrick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.