Wanksgiving

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.

Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total

by RickSauuce November 29, 2010

Wanksgiving

Adult X rated Thanksgiving. Festivities include stuffing the turkey and cherry pie.

Bobo had a great Wanksgiving feast when he ate his girlfriend out.

by HumaneAnimal November 13, 2017

Wanksgiving

What a single man may do on Thanksgiving.

Poor guy all alone. All he can do is celebrate Wanksgiving!

by CheriBom November 25, 2017