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Vocaloid OLIVER 

My childhood crush \(^o^)/
He's an English Vocaloid (I'm English too, yay) who is twelve years old, and has a number of messed up songs. He has platinum hair, which is sorta long, an old-fashioned navy coat, a white cap, a bandage over one eye, one of his legs and probably his arm, IDK.

Overall, he's a great Vocaloid :)
And he has a bird! How cool is that?!
(Not that cool, but OK.)
Fangirl: Hey, it's an English Len!
Other Person: *sigh...*
Fangirl: What?
Other Person: Vocaloid OLIVER is not an English Len.
Fangirl: Who's Vocaloid OLIVER? There's only eight Vocaloids! Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Gakupo and Gumi!
Other Person: *facepalm* THOSE ARE MADE BY CRYPTON. AND INTERNET CO.LTD!
Fangirl: What's Crypton and Internet thingy?
Other Person: Kill me.
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Vocaloid Oliver 

A twelve year-old engloid/vocaloid made by Power FX. He's British and looks like a rejected horror movie character, with a voice bank that sounds like a rejected, English, Teletubby. His design is made to be a young, caucasian, boy, with short/platinum hair, having a single amber eye. He's dressed in a sailor-boy uniform and had a bandaged right eye.
Kaiser: Do you like vocaloid Oliver?

Phillip: Hell no. He sounds like crap, and isn't worth a dime
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