Vitamin T

Exogenous Testosterone “supplementation”

That massive dude in the gym is probably on that Vitamin T.

by Goon Actual June 6, 2018

Vitamin T

Vitamin T simply refers to Tennents lager, in any form. It is a common misconception that vitamin T is only found in Tennents Ice Cold, however it has been scientifically proven that this is simply vitamin T in its purest form. Vitamin T is also found in canned Tennents, ordinary draught Tennents, and even warm Tennents, although in a less active form. Although yet to be proven, it is widely believed among the scientific community that the purest and most active form of vitamin T is in fact found on the floor of the Hive at the GUU at 1.45am on a Friday morning, and it is best absorbed by rolling around in it naked, rather than actually consuming it.

Have you had your RDA of Vitamin T?

by Fat_cat_in_a_pot September 30, 2010

Vitamin T

Slang term for Tequila.

"We drove down to Tiajuana over the weekend and drank a lot of Vitamin T, but almost got thrown in jail."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 3, 2006

Vitamin T

Used by transmen to describe their testosterone injection.

I had my vitamin T yesterday.

by DutchDaniel April 3, 2021

Vitamin T

The truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. The opposite of Vitamin L, which would be lying and deceit.

I think you need to take a big dose of Vitamin T and tell me where you really were, honey.

by honestnick May 12, 2009

Vitamin T

Slang term for food beginning with the letter T:
Tacos, Tortas, Tamales, Tlacoyos, Tostadas, Tortillas, Tlayudas, Tequila

fat guy A: hey, I'm starving.
fat guy B: Let's eat some Vitamin T, this will calm your hunger, she's selling tacos on the street
fat guy A: let's go!

by Retter Snape March 2, 2010

Vitamin T

Any form of tobacco. Can be used in conversation around non-tobacco users to make it sound perfectly acceptable. Usually Vitamin T is taken with friends around chew o'clock or chew-thirty.

I got a fresh tin of Skoal and its about Chew O'clock, how about we go get some Vitamin T?

by Dippin on the reg October 4, 2011