Vitage

vitage can be a noun or adjective (maybe even a verb, who knows) meaning something along the lines of "creep, weird, plain idiotic and annoying"

Wow did he really just ask if I was playing Minecraft? How vitage!

by neeleneko June 16, 2020

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

by caedyn January 5, 2019

Joe Vitale

A mean, greasy Italian that yells about everything. He also tends to make everything smell like Ragu.

Joe Vitale, a friend that is always mean to you, the rudest person you can imagine

by Vitale10 March 25, 2012

Vintage Soul

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)

Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.

by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014

VintageRomeo

Used to describe a person who is extremely romantic and talented in music. A VintageRomeo can only be a boy who wears Tommy Hilfiger, Guess, Adidas, Kathmandu and has Airpods.

Boy: "That VintageRomeo is getting all the girls!"
Girl: "OHHHH MG VintageRomeo is here!!!!"

by VntgXromz October 14, 2019

VintageBeef

Doing a VintageBeef is when someone dies from fall damage in the game Minecraft. This is charaterised by the lack of death /deaths before the incident. Named after youtube lets player VintageBeef, who's first death on the Mindcrack server was from a tiny height, it is commonly used by fans of the Mindcrack server.

Man 1 has done a VintageBeef.

by GroundHOG2010 September 30, 2012

vintagexpast

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.

“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”

by vintagexpast September 24, 2019