Sub-standard school in Virginia ranking near the bottom of the in-state college heirarchy. Most notable for being filled with rednecks and morons.
HS Senior #1: Where do you want to go to school?
HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.
HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.
by J-Maddy March 30, 2005
I’m sorry but Virginia Tech is a sad excuse of a university. First of all you don’t take rankings from the 70’s and think that they are still relevant. Your prized engineering school isn’t even in the top 10 not to mention that it’s not even the best in the state that title would go to VCU. The Pamplin College of Business isn’t 41st in the nation like the Virginia Techs web site says, it not even close to the top 50. Yes Tech has a good football team but you are not a football school, for that you actually have to win the national title. Tech student are to dumb to get in UVA and must like the sausage fest not to go to JMU.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.
by jimmy potsdamn October 23, 2007
Since you have a room-temperature IQ and like to fuck pigs, Virginia Tech will be a great place for you to mistake your classmates for intelligent people, and jerk off to pictures of UVA girls.
by tech bitches shouldn't talk March 17, 2005
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A manure farm in southwest Virginia with students roaming the fields, but they are hard to spot due to the high quantity of camouflage. Among the depressing, grey, lifeless buildings, students find their sole source of happiness in eating fresh, organic farm waste. No national title - they couldn't get into UVA cuz they can't spell it - SAD!!
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Virginia Tech student: Well it all started when I was accepted to both UVA and Virginia Tech...
Therapist: Yes, go on.
Virginia Tech student: ...and I chose Tech
Therapist: Oh I see
Virginia Tech student: Well it all started when I was accepted to both UVA and Virginia Tech...
Therapist: Yes, go on.
Virginia Tech student: ...and I chose Tech
Therapist: Oh I see
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