Vintage Boy

Rather gay guys who collect shit for no apparent reason. They think it's en vogue, chic and stylish. Believed to build rapport with non significant friends of the same genderwith junk. A collector of stories, trash, detritus and debris. Usually quite weak at heart, jealous and vein. May have confused themselves with Art and Antique dealers. Adopts the idea it will be worth some fortune one day in the quite distant future.

Girl 1. "He is a big art collector"
Girl 2 "You sure he's not a Vintage Boy?"
Girl 3 "He's just Gay and in the closet. He talks about his hair and shoes a lot "

Vintage Boy by Scarlett's Ski Lodge June 15, 2019

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vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.

Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(

vintage boyfriend by yenia February 22, 2015

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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