Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009
a) A baksetball player who played for the Toronto Raptors in his prime, rising to stardom in his rookie year and perhaps the fastest athlete in history to completely sweep across North Amierca because of his stunning athleticism. Single-handedly lifted the completely lackluster Raptors franchise from their ineptitude and put them in a position where they were one shot away from the Eastern Conference Finals in 2001
b) A gravity-defying basketball player who possesses unexplainable jaw-dropping athleticism, including the combination of jumping ability and body control, which has lead to his mastery in the execution of his flawless-looking motions in his slam dunks, from the point of take-off to landing. Still tagged as the Greatest Dunker of All Time, his display of artistry in dunking was demonstrated in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest through his originality/creativity (the 360 windmill, the first mid-air-catch between the legs dunk, elbow hang, and later on the dunk which he literally jumped OVER a 7 footer which was considered the greatest dunk of all time) and flair as it fired the imagination of many basketball fans. The man who completely redefined the word "Dunk" and turned post-2000 slam dunk contests inferior to the one in which he participated.
c) The man who also had an unstoppable arsenal to his all-round game in which he would bury a 3 pointer if u stepped back or blown past you for a dunk or acrobatic layup if u guarded too tightly. Demonstrated in the third game of the 2001 Playoffs of the second round against Philadelphia in which he buried a record breaking eight 3 pointers in the first half.
d) A basketball player who now plays for the New Jersey Nets after a requested trade because of his frustration with losing and made the RIGHT choice because he was beginning to age and had to move on. A player criticized in his final years as a Raptor who lost his gifted physical abilities after a series of severe knee injuries and surgery and was accused of his effortless and passionless attitude on the court, then booed by his own fans who are too stupid to appreciate what he has done for the franchise, how the Raptors would have been nothing and how the franchise could have moved out of Toronto if it weren't for him.
e) the man who brought basketball to Canada, and will always be remembered for it. Thank you Vince.
b) A gravity-defying basketball player who possesses unexplainable jaw-dropping athleticism, including the combination of jumping ability and body control, which has lead to his mastery in the execution of his flawless-looking motions in his slam dunks, from the point of take-off to landing. Still tagged as the Greatest Dunker of All Time, his display of artistry in dunking was demonstrated in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest through his originality/creativity (the 360 windmill, the first mid-air-catch between the legs dunk, elbow hang, and later on the dunk which he literally jumped OVER a 7 footer which was considered the greatest dunk of all time) and flair as it fired the imagination of many basketball fans. The man who completely redefined the word "Dunk" and turned post-2000 slam dunk contests inferior to the one in which he participated.
c) The man who also had an unstoppable arsenal to his all-round game in which he would bury a 3 pointer if u stepped back or blown past you for a dunk or acrobatic layup if u guarded too tightly. Demonstrated in the third game of the 2001 Playoffs of the second round against Philadelphia in which he buried a record breaking eight 3 pointers in the first half.
d) A basketball player who now plays for the New Jersey Nets after a requested trade because of his frustration with losing and made the RIGHT choice because he was beginning to age and had to move on. A player criticized in his final years as a Raptor who lost his gifted physical abilities after a series of severe knee injuries and surgery and was accused of his effortless and passionless attitude on the court, then booed by his own fans who are too stupid to appreciate what he has done for the franchise, how the Raptors would have been nothing and how the franchise could have moved out of Toronto if it weren't for him.
e) the man who brought basketball to Canada, and will always be remembered for it. Thank you Vince.
by wayne15 September 26, 2005
Vince Ray, a well known tattoo artist who's designs follow his specific style of drawing, combining 50's retro with cult icons such as the 8 ball, flames, the number 13 and dice with sexy Betty Page-esque style women in kinky devil outfits creating on the whole, some of the best tattoo designs ever.
His designs are commonly seen amongst the psychobilly audience or etc, and one fine shop called Dragstrip based in Camden has many a fine piece of clothing/accessories with his designs on.
His designs are commonly seen amongst the psychobilly audience or etc, and one fine shop called Dragstrip based in Camden has many a fine piece of clothing/accessories with his designs on.
by Bojan May 14, 2005
The uncle of Bam Margera, A.K.A "Don Vito", on the hit MTV show Viva La Bam.
Basically a over-sized man with a dent in his back, a glass eye, and a very nasty toe infected with gangrene. He also frequently speaks jibberish when angry or upset
Basically a over-sized man with a dent in his back, a glass eye, and a very nasty toe infected with gangrene. He also frequently speaks jibberish when angry or upset
"{at the blackjack table} I'm good. I'm good. I ain't gonna hit on a 20. Are you sick in the head?.....Who's gonna hit on a 20? You gotta be mentally insane.
Whadberderrr...habberdere!"
"Usually the zero-zeros are suites. Oh, my god. You can't even get laid in this room. I can't even fit in here. Where the hell am I to go to the bathroom at?"
"NO, you can't even lay $#!+. It's all crooked and $#!+. I gotta get out of here. I'm not staying in this stupid room. Give me the free shampoo and stuff anyway. You better take me somewhere else."
"What are you? Retarded or something?!"
"I'll have Ashton Koosher come over and do something to you"
Whadberderrr...habberdere!"
"Usually the zero-zeros are suites. Oh, my god. You can't even get laid in this room. I can't even fit in here. Where the hell am I to go to the bathroom at?"
"NO, you can't even lay $#!+. It's all crooked and $#!+. I gotta get out of here. I'm not staying in this stupid room. Give me the free shampoo and stuff anyway. You better take me somewhere else."
"What are you? Retarded or something?!"
"I'll have Ashton Koosher come over and do something to you"
by Jared Fogle May 9, 2005
by $lim $hady January 19, 2008
a hilarious actor, best known for roles in movies like The Wedding Crashers, Be Cool, and Dodgeball.
by Lil' E January 15, 2006
An extremly athletically gifted former quarterback for the University of Texas Longhorns. Has the rare ability to win games with both his arm and his legs. Led the nation in passing efficiency. Led the Longhorns to a 41-38 upset of the USC Trojans in the 2006 Rose Bowl while passing for 267 yards and rushing for 200 more and 3 scores. Drafted number 3 overall in the 2006 NFL Draft by the Tennesee Titans.
by longhorns10 May 7, 2006