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vice principal 

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.
The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.

Vice Principal 

The man who wanted to be a military drill sergeant, but failed to do so. He now is in charge of patrolling the school halls. He tries to tell at you for no reason, and has a mission to make your day a living hell.
Kid: Hey Tanner.
Tanner: How are you?
Vice Principal: Are you loitering around?
Kid: No I was just saying hi.
Vice Principal: Back talk? In my office NOW.
Tanner: Shit, this guy should have been a military sergeant.
Vice Principal by Squiffer_Attack November 28, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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