Vibration Masturbation

When you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.

Kevin: My girl is said she would text me really soon.
Brendan: Cool
Kevin: Yeah I just set my phone to vibrate, I'm getting ready for some vibration masturbation.

by Billy Ponceraheidiminkollah October 24, 2009