venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004

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Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

Venetian Snares by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

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venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

venetian snares by Matt May 22, 2004

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Venetian Snares

Venetians Snares makes truly unique music. It's good if you're high at the time, or partially drunk. Yes, partially. It isn't very bad... but it isn't very good either. Most of the songs sound rushed... Maybe a little to crazy for my taste.

Don't get me wrong, VS makes decent music... but I'm sticking with Aphex Twin.

Venetian Snares by Kuley April 15, 2005

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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