A person who dosen't consume animal products. They are unamerican, probably communist, and in the case of the male vegan most likely a homosexual.
That vegan guy goes to the gay bath house too much.
by Joe1961 April 12, 2005
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People who should be shot!
My old manager: 'All vegans should be shot'
by Jack Spank9049 February 20, 2023
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The pure work of satan
I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was
by monkey_jizz January 27, 2015
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A cult of people who never engage in sexual activity
Person 1 : veganism is the best
Person 2 : so is sex
Person 1 : oh
by Tangy67420 December 6, 2019
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Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment.

These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species.

Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals...

With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.
I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...
by ILMOSTRO February 21, 2005
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a bastard that thinks its better for animals if they eat vegetables and fruit but doesn't realise the amount of animals that are rightfully shot, poisoned, trapped in order to gain a larger profit to continue farming and produce more food for the world population including vegans, they refrain from eating meat as they believe that its cruel and torture to the livestock being slaughtered for food, but doesn't realise that these animals are humanely killed and don't feel a thing is done correctly and this is usually done correctly. making the vegans delusional and wrong for forcing their opinion on people who like to eat meat, and should just leave us alone as they can eat what they want and we can eat what ever we want to eat, especially steak because which person in their right mind wouldn't eat a well done steak.
"have you seen Brian over there? I heard he was a vegan." "thats fine isn't it?" " yeah it should be but he keeps bugging other people because they like to eat meat." " oh we'll get him the fuck out of here!!!!!."
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hippies, with enough free time to read the label on everything they eat.
vegan= "is there eggs in bread...?"
by kccc =] August 8, 2007
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