These people are such pussys they don't eat meat nor eggs or milk because the male ones make milk and eggs while the females have a micro penis.
by Leminheds April 6, 2019
Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.
Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
by VeganBastard February 2, 2016
*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
by ManicVengeance November 6, 2018
A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
by TheQuantumWorld January 16, 2020
A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer
Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit
Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us
Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you
*Gets a fork and knife*
Carl: AHHHHHHH
Leo: Nom
Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit
Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us
Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you
*Gets a fork and knife*
Carl: AHHHHHHH
Leo: Nom
by Anonymous Be yeet April 15, 2019