When one has vapour rub put onto their chest against their will, or whilst they are in slumber. After the victor has completed the vapour rape, they go into a deep slumber whilst lying on the eucalyptus scenting chest of the victim. Usually performed whilst victim has a form of sickness. The victim will also not always be aware that the vapour rape has occurred, unless they smell the eucalyptus, or realise the vapour rub container is half empty after they arise from the deep slumber they rested from illness in.
John: Guess what I found out?
Isabelle: what?
John: Phoebe just rubbed vapour rub on Harry's chest against his will
Isabelle: Ew! Does harry know about this?
John: not yet, I'm going to tell him, it's shocking
Isabelle: isn't that called vapour rape?
John: yes OMG what a sick thing
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Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth.
she seems to have caught the vapours of joe millionaire
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When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.
"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."
by Porksword 6 December 8, 2005
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Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!
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(noun/verb)

1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time

2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure

3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath
1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good!

2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit

3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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when your fucking a girl from the back and you wipe your choda and then hold it over her nose while fucking her from the back
" Whats that smell?? its the august vapours hoe"

"yo i gave your mom the august vapours last nite..she loves baller dick"
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Something you can rub on your chest or a girl on myspace that changes her myspace a lot and doesn't find it funny when you write Vix on your chest and say LOL at it. :|
"I got a cold lark, give us some vix vapour rub babes!"

"rrr ai that Vix Vapour Rub is changing her myspace again!"
by VixVapourRubLark June 26, 2007
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