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Vanguard High School 

Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:
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Vanguard High School 

This place is hell and sometimes the overweight Spanish teacher gets on the student (s) nerves. It is known as the most ghetto school in Ocala, fl and it has a diverse community of students ranging from the Ib kids that separate themselves from the general population, and what the teachers call the rest of the students: the traditional ones. A typical school day goes like this: You get to school and immediately go into ALICE protocol cause there was a shooting in the VERY near ghetto neighborhood, then as the day goes by, drugs are passed here and there, a student has a seizure every 3-5th period and the dope boys vape in the bathrooms.
Briantiyana: Oh hell naw!!! I ain’t gunna stay here!!! These bitches smell like fish and chips and old takis. I mothafuckin hate Vanguard High School! BYE BITCHES!!,
VSCO girls: ssksksksksks and I pop
No one:

Administration: dress code
Vanguard High School by Monstermart September 18, 2019
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