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Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.
Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Vendolla 

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.
Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
Vendolla by Poparama February 8, 2007

Melissa Vandella 

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.
Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.
Melissa Vandella by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Vendolla 

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.
Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla
Vendolla by Poparama December 13, 2008
a group of females here to disrupt the natural flow of life, trouble makers and despots.
" See those bitches over there, they're nothing but vandellas, picking on that poor soul."
vandellas by English muffins February 13, 2014
A particularly refined version of the Welsh-Scottish name Gandolf but in the later 21st century was used much too often in reference to a wizard. It was not until the mid 1980’s that a “V” was used in replacing the “G” and therefore a name of class, fashion and quiet refinement was created.

Vans (a popular and shortened modern version of the name Vandolf).
(1st girl) Victoria: (claps uproariously) Yaaaaasss! Vandolf yaaasssss.... WERK IT!
(2nd girl) Mya: Ooooo Vandolf, let’s make green tea macarons. 😍
(3rd girl): Vans!! Kuya Vans!!
Vandolf by ArtistaSamson October 5, 2018