Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 27, 2014

Vampire ass

When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.

Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.

by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018

Vampire ass

When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.

I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass

by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015

Ass Vampire

A bottom who sucks the cum out of every guy he sees, using his ass that is

Viril: *smirk* "bLogan becomes an ass vampire instead of a werewolf"

by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021

Ass Vampire

N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass

That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

Ass Vampire

A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.

"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.

by Fnort November 27, 2015