by tony vega November 10, 2008
smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
by achingtobeheard August 19, 2009
A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.
by secretsome1 October 08, 2023