Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021

valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.

little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

by marymaryquitehairy April 2, 2018

Pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Two memes that should never go together, like who tf mixed those memes, it's Time for them to get in the forever box

Me: I have pogger's in my Valentino white bag

Friend: you wanna run that by me again

by December 29, 2021

Valentino

A very sexy, handsome, and smart well known man on discord.com. Attracts many discordian e girls & emotionally attaches them to himself.

Hey! You see valentino over there? Yeah... He is a very sexy and attractive man isn't he...?

by valentinoW June 6, 2022

valentino

the most lovely boyfriend <33

"hey, isnt that valentino right there?" "yeah, he's the best boyfriend everrr <333"

by leohq December 19, 2021

valentino

the best boyfriend ever <3

"hey isnt that Valentino?" "yeah, he's the best boyfriend i've ever had <3"

by leohq December 19, 2021

Valentino

Every other definition of Valentino is VERY INACCURATE, as my name is Valentino. I like to do stuff on scratch, build robots, and play video games, not what everyone else says. I am also kinda untrustworthy to people named Anothy.

I SWEAR TO GOD THE OTHER DEFINITIONS OF VALENTINO IS SO INACCURATE

by the axolotl box March 8, 2022