Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.

OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!

Urban Wanking by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010

Walking The Urban Tightrope 

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

Walking The Urban Tightrope by Mr. Belvedere October 21, 2007