Unknown knowns Share definition Flag Donald Rumsfeld pithy description of an old southern saying. Rumsfeld says 'unknown knowns', down here we say, 'He's so fucking stupid, not only doesn't he know nothin', he don't even suspect it.' Unknown knowns by pshaw August 4, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Unknown knowns mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch