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union county 

craziest county in all of new jersey. includes towns such as plainfield, union, linden, berkeley heights, elizabeth westfield, scotch plains (ftw) ,cranford, and others. has nice quiet, rich towns like westfield, but towns you dont want to be in late at night, such as elizabeth. overall a pretty great county, best in the state snitches.
person a: im from middlesex county. we go hard, man!
person b: shut up, union county is the best!
union county by jas-thebaddest March 19, 2010
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Union County High School 

a school with a bunch of racists and homophobic rednecks with big, ugly trucks. also has wannabe country boys and annoying fake bitches
union county high school is inbred central.

union county votech 

union county votech - a good alternative to actual education in highschool
she decided to go to Union County Votech because she couldn't pass algebra 1.
union county votech by madrush November 10, 2005

Union County Highschool Patriot Band 

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"

union county middle school 

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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