I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.
Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 22, 2010
Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
by Unicornspunk123 December 18, 2017
The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 01, 2018
by Applejax September 01, 2017
Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"
by DreamyDough February 23, 2024
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”