an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 02, 2016
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