Unhappy Meal

The chief product of McXerox, available at any of their many pit lane drive-thru franchises. A poisoned box of sour grapes and misery. The staple diet of McXerox employees, their lackies and losers.

You sour-faced loser, what have you been eating, unhappy meals?

by Swiss Toni January 22, 2008

unhappy hours

working hours, all the time you spend at work, for instance between 8am and 4 pm etc.

James: How 'bout a beer tomorrow? At "Johnny's" they have happy hours between 4 and 5 pm.
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".

by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2009

unhappy camper

usually an individual within an organization who is dissatisfied or frustrated

After telling his staff they needed to work all weekend, the boss came into the meeting face a number of unhappy campers.

by surfgeb September 2, 2010

unhappy camperness

The state of being an unhappy camper.

There was a general feel of unhappy camperness around the office.

by ChrisTC April 9, 2008

unhappy hour

the lack of drink specials during the hours of 4-8 pm on weekdays at a bar

Yo let's go to Brass Rail for drinks after work.
Are you kidding? They have an unhappy hour - the beers are $8 each

by xiregulatorix June 9, 2010

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 22, 2022

Unhappy Jacuzzi

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.

I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.

by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010