Uckas

Referred from 'Big Shaq' - When he was relevant - in one verse to define one's girl as a prostitute.

If one simply still refers to this phrase, then one's a bellend.

See your gurl in da park, dat gurl is an uckas

Uckas by YourWifeTicklesMyToes May 9, 2018

Mutha'uckas 

According to folk-comedy duo Flight of the Conchords, Mutha'uckas are people who " 'uck with your shi-", such as a racist fruit vendor, or people who work at the bank.

it can also be a thing, such as "mutha uckin rent"

1) I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me

2) The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi

Mutha'uckas by flippinrhymenocerous May 3, 2009

uckus 

A fat thot that thinks their the shit, but their really just wearing very tight pants that go up to their butt cheeks.

She that girl in the park, that girl is a uckus.

uckus by Thetinggoesuckusreereeisriley October 31, 2017

UCAS whore 

UCAS is a university processing system in the United Kingdom. Part of an application consists of a single page document called a personal statement.

This personal statement ideally should explain why you should be accepted to the course.

A UCAS whore is a person who loses all social activity and a life in order to do things to put down on their personal statement. Usually it comes to the point of idiocy whereby they get their parents to phone into school in order to force the school to give their whore spawn more extracurriculars.

A UCAS whore usually wants to do medicine, but is not limited in their course scope. They also do things such as Political Talks despite wanting to do medicine and not realising it will NOT HELP THEM AT ALL get onto the course.

Sadly it is a plague sweeping the teenage youth of Britain.

"Hey, wanna hang out on Saturday?"

"Nah I'm scrubbing the homeless's assholes for my personal statement, then I'm pouring coffee for a local councillor"

"Uh, what course did you want to do again?"

"Medicine!"

"Good for you. I'm going now *under breath* UCAS whore cunt prick"

"Medicine. Medicine.Medicine. I have no other purpose".

UCAS whore by vexed123 June 29, 2010

UCAS 

University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.

"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"

Bastards.

UCAS by Bone Idle Student March 3, 2005

ucksay my ickday 

Suck my dick (pig latin).

I still tell an utslay itchbay "ucksay my ickday" scuse my igpay atinlay but uckfay you igpay

ucksay my ickday by Nick D February 8, 2003

UCAS Terror 

UK: The nervousness and fear that accompanies waiting for universities to reply to offers.

OMG, I can't stand the UCAS terror any more!

UCAS Terror by Obnoxious_Z October 19, 2010