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Uncomfortable Man Touch - when two men are in close proximity to each other at work or at a social event and come in contact with each other so as to cause a moment of confusion and uncertainty.
Joe reaches for a cup from the water cooler at the same time as his co-worker Brad and their fingers touch; this results in a UMT.
UMT by dragon_mcawesomeface March 30, 2009
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umtiti • UMT • umta • Umtape • umteen hours • Umtabya • Umtard • Umtardd • Umtarded • Umtarget
It's an abbreviation for Ultra Mega Thot
Dude1: Dude that girl over there is a UMT
Dude2: yeah dude but I would still smash
UMT by bob_nugget May 10, 2018
French football player, plays for Umtiti FC
Umtiti by IzanagiStyles December 4, 2020
A great lord who is everywhere. Nuff said.
Umtiti.
Umtiti by bigbigbigshaqshaqshaq June 15, 2021
A word to describe any footballer covered in a black silhouette by edgy 12 year old Instagram kids on football pages.
Any football page on instagram: Who's this player *inserts black silhouette*

12 year old kids desperate for attention: Umtiti
Umtiti by 69medon March 13, 2021
A more appropriate term for bitch. This term is used usually around teacher or parents.
that girl was such an umtch, she just flicked me off!
Umtch by friendlyfupalicker March 12, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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